Meet Patchouli (Interlude)

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MEET PATCHOULI
(Mark Mohr)

SEYMOUR: As the lesson continues, a strange object floats by. As it comes closer to shore, the group of raggamuffin Sunday school teachers becomes ever so curious
NIGEL: Yo, what's that? A plastic bag?
PATCHOULI: Hello.
CALYPSO: I think it's a...
MANU: That is a jellyfish
CALYPSO: Well I'm not touching it
MANU: A Portuguese man of war. PATCHOULI: I'm not a man; I'm a girl, "garota" (Portuguese). My name is Patchouli & I've been floating all over the world trying to get to Brazil. Could somebody please help me up to the beach so I can rest for a while?
CALYPSO: Not me man
NIGEL: Sure thing-I'll help. (Gets shocked) Ow!
PATCHOULI: Oh, Sorry
NIGEL: Oh. Um. Hey!
PATCHOULI: Sorry...
NIGEL: Stop that!
CALYPSO: What did I say? Those are some dangerous dreadlocks mon
MANU: Actually they are known as tentacles
YOUTH DIRECTOR: Okay children stay clear. Step back!
PATCHOULI: (Grunts) Oh, it's okay I got it. Where am I? Jamaica? Ha ha!
CALYPSO: Noman
PATCHOULI: Then, where am I?
Everyone: NOMAN!
PATCHOULI: Well if your not going to tell me then...
NIGEL: This is the island of No-man.
CALYPSO: Well Noman is an Island in the sea full of culture & natural beauty. No one should be alone-that is so unhealthy. So come to Noman the island with all your family
MANU: This is the twin island republic of Yeahman & Noman
PATCHOULI: Are you from this island of Noman?
NIGEL: Yeah man
PATCHOULI: Oh, so you're from Yeahman?
NIGEL: No man
MANU: Then you are from Noman?
NIGEL: Yeah man, no man, wait mon! Wait a minute, ah!
PATCHOULI: "oho meu Deus" (Portuguese), just make up your mind
MANU: We all come from different places, I am from a remote village in Trinidad, & I escaped from the plantation just before my owner could make me into mango chutney
NIGEL: Mmm.. mango chutney does sound good right now. Come here!
MANU: Get back--stand away!
CALYPSO: Listen man, it doesn't really matter where you come from. The same Creator made us all--every one of us mon. And Jesus loves all the little children.